Seven mom-friend personalities

I came across this funny article on the Disney family.com website. It was about seven mom-friend personalities. They were a little funny to me...kinda wish I was the "Tiny Tina" haha.

Could one of them be you?

Bossy Betty
Betty likes to treat everyone like they belong to her. "Not only does she deliberately make food for her daughter that she doesn't like... one time she put veggies on my plate and said I had to eat it," admitted Stacy.

Lazy Lisa
Lisa likes to use birthday parties, family gatherings or a random Tuesday play date as an opportunity to sit back (usually with a piping hot cup o' Joe or a big, fat glass of wine) and let you mother her children. While you prepare meals, referee squabbles and wipe up the hundredth spill of [fill in liquid of choice here], she hasn't got a care in the world - spending the whole time sharing the latest thing to happen "to her."

Judgmental Jenny
From what you feed the kids to the preschool you've chosen to send them to, Jenny never goes with an unexpressed opinion. It seems every sentence she utters starts with "You know what you should do..." Secretly, you find yourself waiting for the day you get the courage to tell her to knock it off (and let her know that her new Kate Gosselin haircut is hideous.)

Wishy Washy Wendy
My personal favorite, Wendy doesn't talk to her kids, she sings to them. "Honeeeeey, mommy's going to siiiit you on the caaaarpetttt if you don't liiiiisten." Her kids know the "threat" is never going to happen and continue on doing whatever it is they want. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if Wendy could carry a tune - Good God, woman, follow through or get some singing lessons, please!

Suzi One-Up
Have a job, kids, money troubles? Suzi's got it harder, life is tougher, problems are bigger - just ask her. Did something exciting happen in your life? Coincidentally, something bigger happened to Suzi. If you're looking for sympathy, support or camaraderie, don't look at Suzi. She doesn't play that game.

Phony Phyllis
Don't you just once want to tell her you know all about her husband's secret shoe fetish? And who does she think she's fooling with that "I would NEVER have Botox"? Phyllis, we are so on to you.

Tiny Tina
She eats whatever she wants and stays thin. Ok, in all honesty, Tina's a super-nice person with a generous heart. But really, would it kill her to look like a cow just once? Sheesh.